Beard Like a Beast: Grooming Tips Inspired by the Legendary Sasquatch

Moving from Northern California to Tennessee has been an adventure, but one thing I didn’t expect was the noticeable decline of Sasquatch. Back home in Northern California, Bigfoot was practically a local celebrity, with sightings, bumper stickers, and entire festivals dedicated to the elusive beast. You even notice this more the farther North you go up into Oregon and Washington. But here in the South and along the East Coast, the legend seems to have taken a backseat to other cryptid favorites. I did see one sign driving through the Northern part of Georgia. Sitting down to write the latest blog article for Bearded Coast and wanting to make it fun, this got me wondering - if Sasquatch really is out there, roaming the forests, how does he keep that epic, untamed beard maintained? So, in the spirit of fun (and great beard care), let’s dive into some grooming tips that might be inspired by the legendary creature himself!

The Secret to Thick, Wild Growth

A beard worthy of Sasquatch status starts with a strong foundation - your skin and hair follicles. Here’s how to maximize thickness and promote healthy growth:

Fuel Your Growth

Just like any part of your body, your beard thrives on the right nutrients. Ensure your diet includes:

• Protein & Healthy Fats – Found in eggs, nuts, fish, and avocados, these nutrients provide essential building blocks for hair growth.

• Biotin & Vitamin B Complex – Supplementing with biotin or eating foods like eggs and bananas can enhance beard thickness.

• Hydration – Drink plenty of water to keep hair and skin healthy.

What Sasquatch Might Use:

Without access to grocery stores, Sasquatch likely snacks on wild berries, nuts, and the occasional fish from a mountain stream, keeping his mane naturally nourished.

The Magic of Beard Oils

Sasquatch may rely on the natural oils in his ecosystem, but you’ve got access to a Wholefood's and Bearded Coast’s Carpe Diem Beard Oil, a perfect solution for keeping your beard nourished and soft.

Taming the Wild Mane

While a Sasquatch-level beard is impressive, you don’t want to look like you just crawled out of the woods. Here’s how to maintain some control while keeping your rugged appeal:

Wash and Condition Regularly

• Use natural True O.G. Beard Wash to cleanse your beard without stripping natural oils.

• Follow up with natural True O.G. Beard Conditioner to keep it soft and manageable.

What Sasquatch Might Use:

He’s probably rinsing his beard in pristine waterfalls and natural hot springs, letting the minerals do their thing!

Comb and Brush Like a Pro

• A boar-bristle beard brush will train your hair to grow in a uniform direction while distributing natural oils.

• A wide-tooth comb is perfect for detangling without breakage.

Moisture: The Key to a Legendary Beard

The wild outdoors is full of moisture-sapping elements like wind, cold air, and sun exposure. Sasquatch doesn’t have to worry about split ends, but you do!

Lock in Hydration

• Use a beard balm like Salty Vibes Beard Balm to protect against dryness.

• Apply beard butter like Dark and Stormy Beard Butter for overnight conditioning.

• Avoid over-washing, 2-3 times a week is plenty. You can always use a little water during your shower to refresh your beard.

What Sasquatch Might Use:

He likely rubs tree sap or natural oils from pine and cedar onto his beard, keeping it weatherproof and wild.

Keeping the Shape Without Losing the Wild Look

To rock a wild yet controlled look, shaping is key:

Trimming Basics

• Use sharp beard scissors to snip away stray hairs.

• A quality trimmer helps define the neckline and cheek line without making it look too sculpted.

• Pro Tip: Keep the jawline full but maintain clean edges to avoid the dreaded neckbeard look.

What Sasquatch Might Use:

Sharp rocks or naturally fallen antlers could be his makeshift trimmers, giving him a rough but effective shape-up.

Smell Like a Beast (But in a Good Way!)

Let’s face it - if you want to channel Sasquatch without smelling like you’ve been hiding in the mountains for months, scent matters. Choose a beard oil or butter that keeps you smelling fresh while embracing earthy, rugged notes.

Best Scents Suggestions for a Legendary Beard from Sasquatch:

• Epic Night Beard Oil – A mysterious, bold but lighter scent fit for an untamed adventurer.

• Old Skool Beard Oil – Classic, clean, and rugged with a modern edge.

• Rip Tide Beard Butter – A crisp, ocean-inspired scent for wild wanderers.

What Sasquatch Might Use:

He likely rolls around in wild herbs, pine needles, or fresh moss to keep his scent in tune with the forest (and maybe ward off predators too!).

Final Thoughts: Unleash Your Inner Beast

Growing a beard like a beast doesn’t mean you have to let it go completely wild. With the right grooming techniques and Bearded Coast’s premium products, you can achieve a thick, healthy, and legendary beard without looking unkempt. So go forth, embrace your inner Sasquatch, and let your beard thrive!